A Day In the Life of Tim

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Steps to Cure Boredom on a Monday Night (In Order)

1) Invite a friend over

2) Buy airsoft guns

3) Proceed to play airsoft in the dark in a random field

4) Realize that your airsoft gun isnt accurate unless your about 10 feet away from the other person

5) Decide to go back to your apartment and play airsoft there

6) Put dents in your door (which must be the cheapest steel known to mankind)

7) Shoot at a target

8) Realize that the sights are nowhere close to lined up

9) Test the sights on your friend

10) Go to IHOP and get those new holiday pancakes

11) Wake up Tuesday morning and admire your welts in the mirror


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